The Eyepeeyell Awards
Apparently, there is some lameass IPL awards thing going on. I saw the categories and options and almost regurgitated my afternoon lunch of prime cut beef from BJP constituencies in Karnataka. So I’ve decided to institute my own awards, with cogent, well-thought-out and meaningful categories and options
Effin hilarious!
hilarious
in clueless bowler award..u forgot to mention VRV Singh…
maybe bcz u created this poll b4 his spell began..
No category in which we can choose between Maxx Mobile Timeout, Citi Moment of Success, Karbonn Kamaal and DLF Maximum?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ha ha , need more votes !
the best polls ever!!
Fucking Hilarious
Good list. I think the ad list should be bigger. No Zoozoos, clinic clear etc.
And how could you leave out Nita Ambani’s smile?
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Muahahhaahhahahaa. fcking hilarious!! ROFL!!!! Voted!!
absolute miracle….finally a vote i felt so involved to be a part of…plz add a question about which commentator you would like to see killed with a nailed hammer by his 3 year old son….and all options should be russell arnold…he totally deserves it!
Awesome .. Had to go with the minority for the last question .. The great man himself would balk at comparisons wit God
Do include a category all in itself for Ayushmann Khuraana he can be nominated for more than 1 award – stammers and stutters, slobbers all over Deepika Padukone and Preity Zinta, does LKM, & Vijay Mallya cocksucking too on national TV and gets every word wrong except his own name. Thanks dude..
hehehe! awessum!
u r an absolutely hilarious genius man…. hv been havin a lot of fun reading ur stuff… keep goin!!!!
Divine Pwnage, this is.
Good one
I thought I was the only clueless fuck around. Glad to know there are more
The final question should only have one option, “Sachin Tendulkar”! By adding the second option, the very essence of the question goes out for a toss.
Excellent poll, though!
How about Agarkar of the team award ? Two nominations are I K Pathan and R P Singh
Never put anything (anyone) in category with Sachin
Pure Vitriol. I like. Btw, Danny Morrison also looks like he may occasionally act in those films you suggest he does vo’s for
Nice ones, included all cricketing cliches I could have thought of but the following deserve a special place (may be I missed few other ones too)
Honda CBZ- Tag Line
Danny Morrison – porn film
Ravi Shastri – tracer bullet / creativity part of this brain
Sreesanth – learnt to clap for a living
I also liked the idea of making a poll among Max Mobile Time out, DLF maximum… but am sure the MRF Blip takes that award effortlessly.
Guess Modi has included lot of showbiz and glamour and the league will lose its credibility and will get diluted
morrison sexy hahaha